Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

I love these from JOLLYBLOGGER: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies.

1. If you’re choking on
an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your
throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid
cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while
you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
toilet seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.

5. A mouse
trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over
and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have
a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you’ll be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use
the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.

9. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem

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